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Jun. 6th, 2002 10:45 amA new day has come. One day closer to Friday!
I went to a new Bible study last night with Casey. It was excellent! They're studying Revelation (as is my own church's group), and last night was an overview of the types of Biblical literature, and how important it is that we classify books of the Bible into their correct genres. Jean (the teacher) used the example of a nursery rhyme, saying that if we took "Mary Had a Little Lamb" as historical literature, people would say, "We must find out who this Mary was, and why this lamb followed her." Another funny example was, "Jesus said He is the gate for the sheep. But have you ever seen a picture of Him with hinges? He also said He is the light of the world. But no one says" (points to a lamp with a look of wonder) "look, there's Jesus!" :)
My exciting paparazzi plans have been cancelled. However, now I will actually be watching the fight on Saturday night. My friend Matt decided to order it, so me and Casey and Evan and Ryan and some other people will be going over there. (Lawson, I would invite you, but it's not my party to invite people to. :( ) Matt called me yesterday at work to invite me, and pulled a typical prank...
I work for a prominent hotel company. My department deals with the legal issues of building hotels, not reservations or anything. Well, Matt called, and said (in a perfect Indian accent), "I would like to reserve 400 hotel rooms, please." I suspected foul play, so I said, "Who is this?" He responded, irritated, "I need to reserve 400 hotel rooms!" I realized that I had to play along, because if it were a real customer, I couldn't be rude to him. So I said, "Well, you'll need to call the hotel where you want to reserve the rooms." He started cracking up and said "No, this is Matt." I could have killed him. :)
I'm ready for lunch.
I went to a new Bible study last night with Casey. It was excellent! They're studying Revelation (as is my own church's group), and last night was an overview of the types of Biblical literature, and how important it is that we classify books of the Bible into their correct genres. Jean (the teacher) used the example of a nursery rhyme, saying that if we took "Mary Had a Little Lamb" as historical literature, people would say, "We must find out who this Mary was, and why this lamb followed her." Another funny example was, "Jesus said He is the gate for the sheep. But have you ever seen a picture of Him with hinges? He also said He is the light of the world. But no one says" (points to a lamp with a look of wonder) "look, there's Jesus!" :)
My exciting paparazzi plans have been cancelled. However, now I will actually be watching the fight on Saturday night. My friend Matt decided to order it, so me and Casey and Evan and Ryan and some other people will be going over there. (Lawson, I would invite you, but it's not my party to invite people to. :( ) Matt called me yesterday at work to invite me, and pulled a typical prank...
I work for a prominent hotel company. My department deals with the legal issues of building hotels, not reservations or anything. Well, Matt called, and said (in a perfect Indian accent), "I would like to reserve 400 hotel rooms, please." I suspected foul play, so I said, "Who is this?" He responded, irritated, "I need to reserve 400 hotel rooms!" I realized that I had to play along, because if it were a real customer, I couldn't be rude to him. So I said, "Well, you'll need to call the hotel where you want to reserve the rooms." He started cracking up and said "No, this is Matt." I could have killed him. :)
I'm ready for lunch.
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Date: 2002-06-06 09:11 am (UTC)BTW, no offense, but every time I see Legolas I think: "Man... that's one UGLY woman"
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Date: 2002-06-06 01:11 pm (UTC)Is it just the hair that bothers you?
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Date: 2002-06-06 01:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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LOL
Date: 2002-06-07 06:02 am (UTC)