a career opportunity

[chestnutcurls]

Since the anthrax scare, we've had an FBI poster on our copy room wall. It has pictures of packages with strange stains, excessive postage, badly typed addresses, etc.: examples of Suspicious Packages You Should Not Open. At the bottom of the poster is a list of people to contact if you have to call the FBI about such a package.

Yesterday, I noticed that at the end of this list is the Weapons of Mass Destruction Coordinator. How crazy is that? How would you like to have that job? I'm a Franchise Coordinator, and the guys laugh and say that is just a fancy name for Mail Girl. But boy, if I was a Weapons of Mass Destruction Coordinator, I don't think anybody would laugh at that.

Comments

[yakk0dotorg]

I want that title. Beats Computer Systems Specialist anyday.

[aardwolf.livejournal.com]

Yes, and if certain people who shall remain nameless keep bugging you, you can just make their house a terrorist target.